Thursday, June 29, 2006

Welcome back to Denver, Doc

DenverDoc and the family spent two weeks in North Carolina on the beach. Yeah, cry for me. But I'm back. DenverDocDaughter2 is running in the Komen Race for the Cure in New York City where for some unknown reason she has decided to settle. Here is her website, typical humor for her. And I'm including a medical joke my aunt sent me here. I apologize in advance!

Woman's Yearly Exam..

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.


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